And by
almost to Albany, he means at Jimmy's shop.
I got
bigger tires for my truck. Now I have to raise the front 2-½ inches. It will
cost $360 to do it. That’s $144 per inch!
But at least I will get exercise getting in and out of my truck.
I know
about the hum in our audio. It is data, and contains classified information for
the Soviets.
I love cans
of stuff that say, "Test on an inconspicuous area before general
use." I have two cans of stuff on my desk that says that. I want to print
that on bars of soap, or toothpaste or something.
Some
Useless Knowledge and abilities:
I probably
can't remember your name, but I can name all 8 kids from the old TV show
"Eight is enough." Try me. I dare you.
I also can
recite at least the first verse to "The Humpty Dance."
I fixed the
hum. There! And if you call me to tell me that there is a 240 cycle hum when it
is clearly 60, I will laugh at you, and write about it on my webpage.
I am tired
of sneezing!!!! Why do people feel the need to say "Bless you" when
you sneeze? Why don't they say anything nice when you cough? Or fart?
I realized
the other day that I am almost 30 (I'll be 29 Sept 8) So I am doing something
really cool for myself. It is something that I have wanted to do since I was
about 8 years old. I tried then, but failed. I won't fail now. You’ll have to
figure out what it is.
Don’t buy
an HP laptop. The bios settings are on the hard drive. Dumb.
Back in the
CompuServe and Windows 3.1 days, when 14.4 MBPS was fast and 210 Mega-Bytes was
a big hard drive, anyone you met in a chat room was worth talking too. Nowadays,
half of the people in chat rooms are not even real people. And the rest want to
talk about nasty things. It’s sad that
not all computer nerds are cool anymore.
On the
other hand, all the pilots I know are cool. Not that I know that many… yet.
We are now
putting out a megawatt of RF energy for the less than ten people that use an
antenna to receive their HDTV signal. Grady EMC benefits the most.
Chris and
Ian and maybe Alan are the only ones I expect might read this page. Hey guys!
It’s hard
to keep a secret that you are excited about, especially from your wife.
I’m going
to use my wireless drill to install my cordless internet.
Name three things that are usefull to you today that you learned in Highschool.
WCTV has moved up in the world of technical equipment. We now are very proud to announce that we have a machine that goes "ping!"
Airplanes don't have reverse. You have to get out and push.
..But if you want to back up your hard drive, you don't need reverse!
I'm going to run my diesel off of Chandler's french-fry greese. Now that's recycling!
You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
Cause it makes since to route Tallahassee through New Orleans to get on the internet.... Maybe the internet is in New Orleans? Thats a dumb place to put the internet.
New Goal: by the time my diesel tank is empty, I will have enough Bio-diesel to fill it. Oh, by the way, don't look for me in the Tundra any more, it is parked untill gas prices are less than $2.50
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. -- Harlan Ellison ...If only we could change stupidity into pure energy...
Like you really thought I was going to update my web site more than once a century...
Veggie oil turns solid in cold weather..